The Doctor on: Hermione

Recently another important player in my life has been introduced. A girl I have mentioned a few times now has been given a name- Hermione. She is a beautiful girl with a bright smile and a wonderful personality.
 The name Hermione alludes to the fact that she is, in a word, brilliant. She is a total genius, but doesn't lord it over you the way most geniuses do. She isn't mormon, but her standards are so high above most mormons that no one could complain.
I secretly believe that she traded all of her HGH for endorphins. at 5'3'', she is a bit below average height, and supposedly can be mistaken for a 12 year old girl (I don't see it) but she is the happiest person in the world. Her smile is the first thing people notice, and everyone loves her for it.
She is the captain of my schools colorguard team, acts, and plays the flute. She is smart and happy. But of course, that isn't enough for her. She is dang cute, too- Thin, althletic, long brown hair.

So, here we come to the part where I explain exactly why she is becoming important. So I totally had a thing for her freshman year. And sophomore year. Junior year I was in a relationship with a girl I liked so much I didnt even notice other girls. On the one year anniversary of my breakup with that girl, I asked Hermione on a double date. nothing earthshattering- ice cream, a movie, ect. Turns out she kinda liked me, too, a fact that I was very pleased to hear. Her friends learned of the date, and they kinda blew it out of proportion. pretty soon I'm learning about all sorts of things that happened on that date that I didnt even know about! So, in all of their minds, we are now boyfriend/girlfriend. I've stopped correcting them- its not nearly something quite so boring as to be official. But as I said, im definitely not complaining. And as far as I know, neither is she. Who knows what the future brings?

The Doctor on: Liffe as wee knoe et.

In a week and a half I will be forced to become a contributing member of society. I will graduate, get a job, and become all around boring. Thing is, though, I'm ready. I have had 13 years of public schooling, 17 years of family life, and it's time for a change. Hey, BYU is going to be a real party!

In another note, Word travels really fast in the theater department at my school. Get seen walking around holding hands with one girl and the whole world knows within hours... not that I think its a bad thing, but its definitely interesting...

The Doctor On: Doctor Popular

Ladies be crazy. Recently, they have become even more crazy than normal. For some reason unbeknown to man, they all have terrible timing at everything. Now, they all have terrible timing at the same time. Before this last Christmas, I had one girl ever inform me that she had feelings for me that surpassed the standard "hey look, there is a person". That girl, still my favorite person, required two years of work on my part to 'see the light'.

Now, apparently I have a spotlight on my head. Girls are getting light-blinded left and right with absolutely no effort from me- I have had eight girls inform me that they "Like like" me, one group call me a "lust object", a freshman fan following, and two girls who are actively pursuing a relationship (one of which is not counted in that eight, yet). I have been informed that I am "really cute", and a friend of mine told me that my manliness surprised her today.

So here I present my question: What the heck??? I mean, seriously? For years I have dreamed of having attractive young women bowing at my feet... but I will tell ya, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. I am not exactly a heart breaker. And everyone I know is absolutely loving my pain.

So what is wrong with them? Must be something in the water.
Applicable song of the day? Take It Easy, by the Eagles.