Ladies be crazy. Recently, they have become even more crazy than normal. For some reason unbeknown to man, they all have terrible timing at everything. Now, they all have terrible timing at the same time. Before this last Christmas, I had one girl ever inform me that she had feelings for me that surpassed the standard "hey look, there is a person". That girl, still my favorite person, required two years of work on my part to 'see the light'.
Now, apparently I have a spotlight on my head. Girls are getting light-blinded left and right with absolutely no effort from me- I have had eight girls inform me that they "Like like" me, one group call me a "lust object", a freshman fan following, and two girls who are actively pursuing a relationship (one of which is not counted in that eight, yet). I have been informed that I am "really cute", and a friend of mine told me that my manliness surprised her today.
So here I present my question: What the heck??? I mean, seriously? For years I have dreamed of having attractive young women bowing at my feet... but I will tell ya, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. I am not exactly a heart breaker. And everyone I know is absolutely loving my pain.
So what is wrong with them? Must be something in the water.
Applicable song of the day? Take It Easy, by the Eagles.
You hearthrob. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's because they all know you're moving to Utah in a matter of months, so if they ever had any chance with you, it's now. And if it didn't work, again, you're moving, so they could plausibly lose contact and avoid awkwardness/embarassment.
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