The Doctor on: Political Correctness

Everywhere you go you have to watch what you say- If you aren't careful, you may offend a small endangered squirrel in West Virginia. It has gotten to the point where it is just laughable- the lengths people go to to be politically savvy make no sense. Everything has become de-genderized, race-less, ageless, and all around boring. Mailman (a DOUBLE male statement) is now "postal worker" and garbageman is now "sanitation engineer". Fur is no longer allowed, and anyone who wears it gets (faux)ostracized from society. We don't want to hurt any ostriches now, do we? Just remember who to blame next time you walk down the street and fall into a Personhole.