The Doctor on: Talent(less?) show

Well, I am one of three people in charge of my LDS ward's talent show. Sadly, I am one of... one? People actually really working hard over it, and I'm just the secretary. It's in a week and we aren't even sure what the acts are yet- my quorum has one, but its the biggest cop-out of them all. If you want to see it, come next tuesday night. On top of all that, I'm now MCing the whole thing, so I need to be even more not-funny than usual. This is truly going to be crazy, so if I look a little wide-eyed that's why. The show could be great, and become something my ward does for years to come, or it could be so embarrassing I may never be able to show my face again. At least I'm off to college in a few months... 40ish days till BYU finally 'mans up' enough to tell me if I am in or not. A lifetime. I think I can I think I can....