The Doctor on: SWEARHOLE!

Its amazing what little kids can come up with. On the way home from a basketball game the other day, me and my sibs were all battling for control of the conversation. My older brother, Bigfoot, was mocking me because of a turnover- a really minor infraction, really- and my youngest sister (Candy-Gremlin) was yelling at the top of her lungs about who knows what. At the same time, my younger-than-me-but-not-the-youngest-sister (Her Majesty) (who is hitting me as I type) was telling us a story about her dealings with her fellow classmates. She informed her rapt audience that she had  trained her friends/followers to behave themselves when she was around. They would watch their language, and not say any swearwords. 'cept she didn't say "Swearwords"... she said "Swearhole". Silence fell. Then my brother and I laughed so hard he almost crashed the car. We are currently attempting to make "Swearhole" the universal euphemism. Says critics: "Shut your swearhole! Any swearhole who uses words like 'swearhole'... ah swearhole. I'm doing it too!" Ow. Her Majesty just punched me in the kidney and is now slapping my head. The things I do for my readers...